Q: If you write a book and no one wants to hear you talk about it, do you make a sound?
A: You do if you’re whiny ass titty baby David Horowitz.
Horowitz (right), the formerly-liberal-now-batshit-crazy-wingnutty creator of Islamofascism Awareness Week (now there’s an event just crying out for Hallmark), is beside himself because people don’t want to hear his pearls of wisdom.
“I’m a prominent conservative but no one is inviting me to speak at their campuses,” Horowitz said in an interview with The Hatchet. “I had to create an event.”
Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week has been criticized as being unfairly anti-Muslim, and debate ignited at GW three weeks ago when several students hung controversial posters mocking YAF and the event. The posters garnered local and national media attention and were featured on Fox News.
Horowitz was formerly a Marxist and a 1960s liberal but is now conservative. Some of his writings include the book “Unholy Alliance,” which alleges a pact between radical Islamists and American liberals. Another book, “The Professors,” details anti-American academics across the country.
He was last on campus in April 2006, when he debated ethics professor Ward Churchill – one of those listed in the book.
“There’s always a small community of self-righteous radicals who don’t want to hear what the other side has to say,” Horowitz said.
Yo, Dave, put down the Xanax and listen up for a second. The reason no one is inviting you to their campuses is because no one gives a shit about what you have to say. No one, that is, except the drooling, mouth-breathing fanatics who jerk off to pictures of Joe Lieberman in body armor and think Ann Coulter is hot a woman. And “self-righteous radicals?” Don’t make me laugh. Your hero Drunky McStagger sure does a hell of a job listening to the other side, right? Please.
How utterly sad is it that you wrote a book and, because you’re faced with a rousing round of indifference rather than the anticipated (for your bloated ego, anyway) flowers and praise, you have to invent a reason to be recognized? Jeebus, man, you’re taking narcissism to a whole new level.
Maybe people — I mean, normal people, with brains — don’t want to hear you, Dave, because your views are deplorable, radical, and racist:
Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week speakers – which include author Ann Coulter and former Republican Sen. Rick Santorum at other schools – have met protests at many colleges in the past week.
Coulter required 15 police officers and personal security to control the crowd of 1,500 people at Tulane University Monday, according to the Washington Times.
That same night, Horowitz was met with some hostility at the University of Wisconsin, according to the Daily Cardinal – the student newspaper. Close to 75 students protested before, during and after Horowitz’s speech.
Horowitz said students were “relatively polite” during his speech but it “became obvious” a number of his opponents were in the audience during the question and answer session.
Adam Kokesh, a graduate student and Iraq veteran, was one of the students responsible for the posters. Kokesh gained celebrity in the past year for vocally opposing the war. He said Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week is meant to “dehumanize the enemy.”
“It’s a subtle form of racism that’s inevitable when we go to war with people who are ethnically different from us,” Kokesh said.
Clutch those pearls of wisdom a little harder, Dave, and get ready for the ugly truth: when it comes to your book and your wankfest over “Islamofascism,” nobody gives a fuck. No sentient being capable of more than the most rudimentary bodily functions, that is.
So, you just whine away, Horowitz, while the rest of the world moves forward without you. What a loser. What a whiny ass titty baby. What a worthy recipient of today’s Blast Off! Daily Schadenfreude, which, David Horowitz, is for you!
