We got to pray just to make [money] today

Perhaps you’ve heard the superstition that if you’re having trouble selling your house, bury a statue of St. Joseph in your yard and the house will sell quickly.

Raise your hands if you’re Sure™

Some folks in Destin have decided to skip St. Joe and go right to the top:

More than 300 people with a keen interest in the Emerald Coast’s real estate market gathered Wednesday at Destiny Worship Center to ask for God’s blessing.

The Real Estate Prayer Luncheon was organized in hopes of breathing life and positive thinking into the area’s slumping housing market.

It was the first of what the organizers — co-owner of Crye Leike Coastal Realty Wanda Duke, former Destin City Councilman Mel Ponder and Destiny Worship Center Pastor Steve Vaggalis — hope will become a regular, uplifting event.

“The heartbeat of today’s economic community is on the backs of the real estate community,” Ponder told the crowd.

[…]

The luncheon ended with Vaggalis inviting all Realtors present to come to the front of the church auditorium for a special prayer directed toward them.

“We are helpless people turning to a helpful God,” Vaggalis said. “That’s what this luncheon is all about.”

Well, that’s nice. I mean, it’s not like God doesn’t have enough to do, you know, with a cadre of megalomaniacal criminals running the world’s most powerful country, people getting blown up regularly throughout the Middle East, genocide in Darfur, natural disasters, etc., etc.

But let’s make sure we pray to make some money!! Ah, yes, they’re a group after Pat Robertson’s own shrunken, dessicated heart.

You touch me like you know me

What a day for court decisions … but this one affects me directly.

Today’s ruling by a three-judge panel of the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals will allow patdowns of fans to resume at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa for Buccaneers football games. The court apparently didn’t rule on the constitutionality of the patdowns, which were challenged under the Fourth Amendment prohibition of unreasonable searches and seizures. Rather, the decision rested on the plaintiff’s standing — or lack thereof — to sue.

“[Plaintiff Gordon] Johnston knew that he would be subjected to a patdown search … if he presented himself at an entrance to the stadium to be admitted to a Buccaneers game, ” the opinion said. “That is, he chose to submit voluntarily to the search, stating only a verbal objection.”

Johnston was searched outside three home games before a Hillsborough Circuit Court judge halted the practice in November 2005. The case later moved to federal court.

Johnston, 61, said he was disappointed and surprised by the decision.

“I almost feel like I was hit in the stomach, ” he said. “I feel like, man, I know the Constitution. It just doesn’t make any sense to me.”

Johnston said he wants to weigh his options with his attorneys before deciding how to proceed. He could ask the panel to reconsider its decision. He can also request a review by the entire 11th Circuit, which is made up of 12 judges, or appeal to the U.S. Supreme Court.

This is going to take a lot of fondling. (Photo by Sinfonian at the last home playoff game, January 7, 2006)

As noted later in the article, this really could lead to a slippery slope, because the ruling basically says that if you consent to certain treatment in violation of the Fourth Amendment, you can’t complain about it later.

The decision reverses and remands an earlier ruling in U.S. District Court in Tampa, and indeed the Eleventh Circuit is the first court to rule against Johnston, who also won at the trial and appellate levels in state court.

Frankly, I’ve never thought that the patdowns achieved much of anything. I’ve had season tickets for Buccaneers games since 1998, and I’ve undergone the searches myself (which I guess makes me ineligible to be a new plaintiff, since according to the 11th Circuit, I consented). The patdowns are quite cursory and the personnel conducting them seem to be in a great hurry — understandably, since a large number of the 65,000 or so fans attending each game are entering within the last 20-30 minutes before kickoff, creating huge lines at each gate that would be longer if the patdowns were thorough.

Ultimately, because I love the Bucs and I love attending the games, I’ll go to RayJay pretty much no matter what. However, I tend to agree with U.S. District Judge James Whittemore, whose ruling against the patdowns was reversed today:

A generalized fear of terrorism should not diminish the fundamental Fourth Amendment protection envisioned by our Founding Fathers, ” Whittemore wrote in his July order upholding the state court decision barring the searches. “Our Constitution requires more.”

And so the gradual, inexorable erosion of Americans’ constitutional rights continues …

Presenting your liberal media

On Eschaton today, Gilly Gonzylon responded to a troll with a comment that I believe deserves broader play:


How anyone can question the fact of liberal bias in the MSM is utterly ridiculous.
The Lone Haranguer 06.28.07 – 12:53 pm #

Liberals dominate the media….this has been announced by Rush Limbaugh. And Thomas Sowell. And Ann Coulter. And Rich Lowry. Bill O’Reilly. And Robert Novak. And George Will.

And John Gibson. And Michelle Malkin. And David Brooks. And Tony Snow. And Tony Blankely. And Fred Barnes. And Britt Hume. And Larry Kudlow. And Sean Hannity. And David Horowitz. And William Kristol. And Hugh Hewitt. And William Buckley.

And Oliver North. And Joe Scarborough. And Pat Buchanan. And John McLaughlin. And Cal Thomas. And Joe Klein. And James Kilpatrick. And Tucker Carlson. And Deroy Murdock. And Michael Savage. And Charles Krauthammer. And Stephen Moore. And Alan Keyes.

And Gary Bauer. And Mort Kondracke. And Andrew Sullivan. And Nicholas von Hoffman. And Neil Cavuto. And Matt Drudge. And Mike Rosen. And Dave Kopel. And John Caldara. And Deborah Howell. And Richard Morin. And John Harris. And Gordon Liddy. And laura Ingraham.

And Larry Elder. And Tammy Bruce. And Neal Boortz. And FOX DJ ManPal. And Rusty Humphrey. And Laura Schlessinger.

Gilly Gonzylon


I couldn’t have said it better myself.

Drinking Liberally comes to south Florida!

Last fall, I lamented the fact that there was no Drinking Liberally group here in America’s Glans™ (as in “the tip of the Wang™”). I considered starting one myself, but I just became too busy and it ended up falling by the wayside.

Well, today I discovered that, thanks to Jacqueline Hope Derby and Dave Pfeffer, there’s a DL group in Coral Springs! They meet on Thursday nights (that’s tonight) from 8:00 to whenever at Java D’Lites, 2528 N. University Dr. I don’t know how long they’ve been meeting, but I’m glad to see it finally happened.

Thanks, Jacqueline and Dave! I think I might just have to swing by tonight …

UPDATE (8:28 pm 6/28/07): I had good intentions, but you know what those are good for …

Since I went out last night and I’m going out tomorrow night, I just needed a break. Plus I’m exhausted. So, maybe next week … hope it went well tonight.

DeLay gets away with conspiracy

Thanks to the Texas Court of Criminal Appeals, disgraced and indicted former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R-Tex.) only has to face two charges, both related to money laundering, after the Court upheld the dismissal of a conspiracy charge against him.

The Texas Court of Criminal Appeals ruled 5 to 4 against reinstating a count of conspiracy to violate the election code.

The former House majority leader resigned last year amid allegations that he violated campaign finance laws to funnel $190,000 in corporate contributions to Republicans in the state’s 2002 legislative elections.

A state district judge threw out the conspiracy charge in December 2005 after lawyers argued that the law DeLay was accused of violating didn’t take effect until 2003. A regional appeals court upheld that decision.

So, basically, DeLay may have conspired to violate the Election Code, but it wasn’t illegal until after he did it. Way to get by on a technicality, Tommy boy.

Stay tuned … DeLay still might get that frog-marching he so richly deserves.

How much is that doggie on the car roof?

By now, I’m sure you’re aware of the latest in the long series of gaffes by (or involving) Mitt “Wide Shoulders” Romney. Apparently some 15 years ago, Mitt callously put his dog in a carrier and strapped it to the roof of his car as he took his family on vacation, literally scaring the shit out of said dog, whereupon Mitt hosed down car and dog and continued on.

That reminds me of another charge leveled against a politician allegedly cruel to animals. In April of 1964, President Lyndon B. Johnson held his dog up by the ears to allow photographers to shoot some pictures (including the one at right). A reporter who witnessed the display wrote that LBJ was mistreating the dogs, and protests poured into the White House.

With characteristic swagger, LBJ fired back: “I stand my damned dogs up and hold them by the ears so an AP photographer can get a picture, and another little guy that didn’t know what he was doing, writes a story that it is cruel to the dogs. Hell, I know more about hounds than he ever heard of!”

You know, I’d tend to trust Johnson’s instincts when it came to animals, and I imagine ol’ LBJ would know enough not to carry his dog on the roof of his car. And so Mitt’s dysfunctional campaign continues to die slowly, from a thousand little cuts …

And Jeebus forfend this guy actually gets elected president … because then America will be the dog on the roof, shitting itself as the car careens down the highway.