Pity I already used up my Daily Schadenfreude award for today. Because this one beats almost any schadenfreude I’ve ever featured on this sucky blog.
The Biggest Asshole in Congress™, Sen. Ted Stevens (right), was indicted today on seven counts of fraud, federal charges related to renovations of his Alaska home. This comes two days shy of one year after federal agents raided his home as the investigation into Stevens’ alleged wrongdoing got underway.
The Justice Department announced the charges at a news conference Tuesday afternoon. The document says that, from the spring of 1999 through the late summer of 2007, Mr. Stevens failed to report “things of value” that he received in connection with his home in the ski resort city of Girdwood, about 40 miles south of Anchorage.
Prosecutors say Mr. Stevens, who referred to his home as “the chalet,” accepted goods and services worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, ranging from an outdoor grill to extensive home remodeling and architectural advice. Not only did Mr. Stevens fail to report the items on his Senate financial disclosure form, as required, but he took active steps to conceal the receipt of the goods and services, the indictment says.
All the charges are felonies. Justice Department officials declined to discuss how long a prison term a conviction on the charges might bring, noting that the maximum sentences allowed by law are rarely imposed. Mr. Stevens was in Washington on Tuesday, and was allowed to turn himself in for paperwork processing.
Geez, another Republican engaging in criminal activity? No one could have predicted that …
But seeing Sen. Stevens ruined is sweet schadenfreude indeed. I don’t say this just because I love to laugh at the misfortunes of Republicans generally — no, you see, I am elated because Sen. Stevens is truly a despicable human being, someone whom I’ve personally met and found to be totally abhorrent and unpleasant in every way.
So, see? — sometimes bad things really do happen to bad people … and this one is well-deserved, indeed.